Emails at work

This is how my supervisor and I communicate: 

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Wise-one,

All 53-million numbers are VICDs, but are all VICDs 53-million numbers?

Your answer will dictate how many corrections I need to make…

(please say “yes”)

Regards,

Kenny Fung

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 Grasshopper,

A wise man once said ’You can make some of the people happy all of the time and all of the people happy some of the time.’ Reflect on this and how many times you have been right before. Draw strength from that ‘cause I guess you have a lot of corrections to make. Many VICD have an intelligent numbering system and have been use here for more years than I can remember (a really long time). They look like ***-***-***, ***-***-****, ***-***-**** etc. 

The one who is not so great because she did not explain this properly. 

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Too awesome!

(had to star out numbers, for confidentiality sake)